Somebody. Stop. Me. Seriously.

Last one, I promise:

. . . .Reminds me of one of several summer jobs I once held. . . .

Nothing “Exceeds”. . . Like “Excess”!

Yes — it is an almost entirely-trivial story, but it has inspired an unnamed muse in me [click to enlarge!]:

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